Prompt: If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose, and how would you torment them?
Tormenting someone… sounds… fun! MAW HA HA HA HA!!! I mean, I am a normal kindhearted human being. Okay, so if I have to pick someone to torment, my first thoughts involve people like Adolf Hitler, but he is already dead. Plus, I have no idea what I could do to torment him while still feeling like the better person. If I can torture Hitler, how horrible must I be?
When I think about it more realistically, I would quite enjoy tormenting that “Christian” bozo who led the protest at Fanime 2008 and 2009 (An anime convention in California). I personally am not Christian, but I have friends who are, and he just gives them a bad rap as close minded, mean, judgmental people. Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvdljss2WWU Seriously, does this guy have nothing better to do with his life? I like Japanese cartoon characters with huge eyes, so I’m going to burn in hell forever? That makes perfect sense. *rolls eyes*
Above: Protest at Fanime
Above: Girl Cosplaying for a Convention
Point is… I would love to tie him up in a room, tape open his eyes, duct tape his mouth shut and make him wear furry ears and a ninja mask. Then, I would make him watch Yaoi (boy loves boy). Cute Yaoi. No Hentai (Porn, for lack of better explanation); that’s going a little too far in my opinion. I would send in a line of cosplayers (People who dress up as Anime characters) at least five hundred people long to hug him, and I’d yell at him through his bullhorn for a few minutes. Finally, pouring melted wax in his bullhorn, hug him for at least ten minutes, feed him Mochi (Yummy Japanese Sugar, Creamy, Delicious) and then leave him alone for many hours to think about what he’s experienced.
Above: Mochi for Torment
A lot of people (like my roommate) would want to cause him horrible scaring pain. In my opinion, that kind of shows his point of anime cosplayers being awful people. I’d just want him to see that unlike what he says we have love! Also, to destroy that annoying bullhorn would make me very happy. *smirk*