This is going to be fun.
WARNING: This will involve a bit of swearing due to my choose... and sexual references.
Hello all my wonderful ladies and gays! So today I was craving some more of that wonderful publicity you all know I enjoy so very fucking much. I had another meeting with Racheal True, and she told me that now that I have a facebook, I need a blog to get even more in with the young hollywood crowd.Luckily, I learned my lesson with "faceplace", I'm not letting my mother anywhere near this page! I can see her now: "Daughter! I clicked another annoying button-thing, Jesus Christ! Mary and Joseph! Bring me a case more of wine!!!"
Yeah... no... not going happen! So, I've gotta go cause I have to smoke a couple pounds of Oxycocoine before the photoshoot for the poster of my next show. *cough, cough* Already sold out people!!!
Then, I have to teabag Snoop Dog. Go find some more "huge" clothes with Paris, which tend to be quite the opposite of huge, you know kinda really tight and showing off our young hot bodies. Oh God... I wonder if Barbara Walters has a blog on here. *smirk*
Ok, hope I'm right on this... Kathy Griffin?
ReplyDeleteI love the colors of your blog but I think having your blog's title up at the top above the header picture is a little redundant because your title is also in the picture.
I'm also not sure that I like the bits of action inside asterisks, I don't think it fits blog posting. Chat posting yes, but not blogs.
Great job getting inside someone else's mind!
I honestly have no idea who you're mimicking, but I think that's my ignorance of popular culture more than anything else.
ReplyDeleteI like the cool green of the background set off by the warmer colors in your header. It looks good.
One thing you might want to think about is your writing style. It's very-- for a lack of a more perfect term-- kawaii, which fits your persona, but if you ever want to write a post on a more serious note, you may have trouble getting your audience to, well, take you seriously.