Prompt: If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose, and how would you torment them?
Tormenting someone… sounds… fun! MAW HA HA HA HA!!! I mean, I am a normal kindhearted human being. Okay, so if I have to pick someone to torment, my first thoughts involve people like Adolf Hitler, but he is already dead. Plus, I have no idea what I could do to torment him while still feeling like the better person. If I can torture Hitler, how horrible must I be?
When I think about it more realistically, I would quite enjoy tormenting that “Christian” bozo who led the protest at Fanime 2008 and 2009 (An anime convention in California). I personally am not Christian, but I have friends who are, and he just gives them a bad rap as close minded, mean, judgmental people. Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvdljss2WWU Seriously, does this guy have nothing better to do with his life? I like Japanese cartoon characters with huge eyes, so I’m going to burn in hell forever? That makes perfect sense. *rolls eyes*
Above: Protest at Fanime
Above: Girl Cosplaying for a Convention
Point is… I would love to tie him up in a room, tape open his eyes, duct tape his mouth shut and make him wear furry ears and a ninja mask. Then, I would make him watch Yaoi (boy loves boy). Cute Yaoi. No Hentai (Porn, for lack of better explanation); that’s going a little too far in my opinion. I would send in a line of cosplayers (People who dress up as Anime characters) at least five hundred people long to hug him, and I’d yell at him through his bullhorn for a few minutes. Finally, pouring melted wax in his bullhorn, hug him for at least ten minutes, feed him Mochi (Yummy Japanese Sugar, Creamy, Delicious) and then leave him alone for many hours to think about what he’s experienced.
Above: Mochi for Torment
A lot of people (like my roommate) would want to cause him horrible scaring pain. In my opinion, that kind of shows his point of anime cosplayers being awful people. I’d just want him to see that unlike what he says we have love! Also, to destroy that annoying bullhorn would make me very happy. *smirk*

I like the picture you've chosen for your header, it's very calming and nice to look at. Your post is a little long for my taste, but being an anime fan myself, I enjoyed it! I like the use of pictures, they are well-placed on the page so that you start reading the post before you are drawn to the pictures. The only thing I would change is the color scheme, I would use some pastel blues and yellows that match your lovely header :)
ReplyDeleteI love your set up and color selection. It made the blog very easy to read and follow. The pictures were great they just seemed a bit big but they still worked into the blog. I also love how you have the pictures throughout the entire blog. I actually like how long your post is, it doesn't seem to long for me. I also like how descriptive and detailed you were. And I totally agree with your form of torture!! LOL :)
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ReplyDeleteIn this post, you do an effective job of weaving in the images. You have a voice that should attract and engage readers - friendly, accepting, and hopeful.
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